Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) Lyrics

Some people tell me I got great legs 
Can't figure out why U make me beg 
Does not compute 
Don't not compute 

U think U're special, well so do I 
Why do special women make me cry? 
Does not compute 
It don't not compute 

Must be something in the water they drink 
It's been the same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water they drink 
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

Some people think I'm kinda cute 
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U 
Does not compute 
Somethin', mama, don't compute 

What's the hang up, what's the scam? 
Guess U think I'm just another one of, one of your fans 
Does not compute 
Somethin', honey, don't compute 

CHORUS: 
Must be something in the water they drink 
It's been the same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water U drink 
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

I've got 2 get 2 U, baby 

Some people think I'm kinda smart 
Why must a fella stop with U before he starts? 
Does not compute, mama 
Somethin' don't compute 

I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars 
But U gotta talk 2 me, baby 
Tell me who U really are 

CHORUS 

Yeah 
(Must be something in the water U drink) 
(Does not compute) {x3} 

(Must be something in the water U drink) {repeat in BG} 
Bitch! 
U think U're special? 
Well, so do I 
Why in God's name do U wanna make me cry? 
Why? Why? 
I'll do anything 4 U, anything 
Why don't U talk 2 me? 
Tell me who U are 
Don't do this 2 me 
Please don't do this 

Why? Why? 
I do love U, I do 
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do