See My Vest Lyrics

Mr. Burns:  Some men hunt for sport
                 Others hunt for food
                 The only thing I'm hunting for
                 Is an outfit that looks good

                 See...my...vest
                 See my vest
                 Made from real gorilla chest

                 Feel this sweater
                 There's no better
                 Than authentic Irish setter

                 See this hat
                 'Twas my cat
                 My evening wear, vampire bat

                 These white slippers 
                 Are albino 
                 African endangered rhino.

                 Grizzly bear underwear
                 Turtle's necks,
                 I've got my share.

                 Barret of poodle 
                 On my noodle
                 It shall rest.

                 Try my red robin suit
                 It comes one vest or two.

                 See my vest,
                 See my vest,
                 See my vest!

                 Like my loafers?
                 Former gophers
                 It was that, or skin my chaufferus.

                 But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.

                 So let's prepare these dogs

Maid:         Kill two for matching clogs.

Mr. Burns:  See my vest,
                 See my vest,
                 Oh, please won't you see my vest!