Scene Six: Toad-O Line Lyrics

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Whereupon the house combo at the *Brasserie* drifts into a modified
version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers
BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of
Mary's moistened upper clothing, but it's too late...WARREN, one of
the other guys from Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her (he's
now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar players on the Wet
T-shirt Circuit, currently providing exciting strummery here in Miami),
and is in the process of getting the details of her life on the bus with
LARRY and the other jolly road crew lads.  He eventually sends JOE a
letter with this information in it...

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Meanwhile, Joe hears about Mary's
naughty exploits. He falls in with a fast crowd and gets seduced by a
girl who works at the Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who gives him an
unpronounceable disease...