Eddie Lyrics

Scott:
>From the day he was born 
He was trouble. 
He was the thorn 
In his mother's side. 
She tried in vain 

Narrator:
...but he never caused her nothing
but shame. 

Scott:
He left home the day she died.

>From the day she was gone 
All he wanted 
Was Rock `n' Roll porn 
Und a motorbike. 
Shooting up junk...

Narrator:
He was a low down cheap little punk!

Scott:
Taking everyone for a ride.

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! 

Janet:
Makes you cry. 

Scott:
Und I did. 

Columbia:
Everybody shoved him.
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Scott:
But he must have been drawn 
Into something, 
Making him warn 
Me in a note which reads...

All:
What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie:
I'm out of my head. 
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. 
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream)

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! 

Janet:
Makes you cry. 

Scott:
Und I did. 

All:
When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid. 
But when he threatened your life
With a switch-blade knife

Frank:
What a guy! (Whoa, oh, oh.)

Janet:
Makes you cry. (Hey, hey, hey.)

Scott:
Und I did. (I did.)