Popular Lyrics

Glinda: (spoken) Elfie? Now that we're friends I'v decided
      to make you my new project!
Elphaba: (spoken) You really don't have to do that.

Glinda: (spoken) I know. that's what makes me so nice!
      (sung) Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I!
      And let's face it who isn't less fortunate than I!
      My tender heart tends to start to bleed! And when 
      someone needs a makeover I simple have to takeover!
      I know, I know, exactly what they need! And even in
      your case, though it's the toughest case I'v yet to
      face! Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed! Follow
      my lead, and yes indeed, you...will...be...POPULAR!
      Your gonna be POPULAR! I'll teach ya the proper ploys
      when you talk to boys! Little way to flirt and flouce!
      ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your
      hair everything that really counts to be POPULAR! I'll
      help you be POPULAR! You'll with a right cohorts,
      you'll be goo at sports, know the slang you've gotta
      know! So let's start 'cause you've got an awefully 
      long way to go! Don't be offended by my frank analyisis
      think of it as personality dialaysis! Now that I'v
      chosen to become a pal, a sister, and adviser, there's
      nobody wiser! Not when it comes to POPULAR, I know about
      POPULAR, and with an assist from me to be who you'll be 
      instead of dreary who you were, well are, there;s nothing
      that can stop you from becoming POPULER, LAR! LA LA LA LA
      we're gonna make you POPULAR! When I see depressing
      creatures with unprepossesing features, I remind them on
      their own belf to think of celebrated head of or especialy
      great communicators did they have brains or knowledge?
      Don't make me laugh! They were POPULAR! PLease! It's all
      about POPULAR! It's not about aptitude, it's the you feud,
      so it's very shrewed to be, very very POPULAR like me!
      (spoken) Why Ms.Elphaba, look at you you're beautiful.
      Elphaba: I - I have to go.
      Glinda: YOu're welcome. And though you protest, your
      disinterest, I know clandestinly... You're gonna grin
      and bare it your new found POPULARITY! AH! LA LA LA LA!
      You'll be POPULAR! Just not Quite as POPUALAR as me!!!